Thy Mighty True Dictionary

Victory!

2011-02-24T07:32:00.000-08:00

Besides being one of the first albums of the crap era of Running Wild, VICTORY! has more meanings in the world of Metal. Victory! happens when you're able to get rid of a troublesome Mate and enjoy a quiet concert, or continue drinking without hearing about how the Gamma Ray discography could have been Halloween's one.

Victory! is also achieved when your boss let you take the hair down at work (+33 if you are male), or when your neighbor tells you that he's not afraid anymore when you play Kronos at a high volume on a Sunday morning.

Victory! is also achieved when you are able to evolve from listening to Rhapsody to listen to Morbid Angel without passing the melodic death metal stage. But when the evolution goes the standard way: Stratovarius-Sonata Arctica-Edguy-Kotipelto-Children Of Bodom-Opeth-Morbid Angel, then is not a Victory! because you're going into an infinite loop and you're close to getting FAIL.

Victory! is not playing 100% of Guitar Hero songs, Victory! is not to fall asleep at Anathema's shows.

Visual dictionary: Mode #21 of How to celebrate a Victory!. (Out of stock).

Hair in the wind

2011-02-24T07:29:00.000-08:00

Technique of seduction used by some metal bands (mainly frontmen or frontwomen) to look as irresistible as possible for the fans. Hair in the wind is compatible with pouty lips, eyes-softly-closed, turning head and hip moving (optional). It absolutely clashes with: Ponytail.

Example: Evergrey should be named Everhair.

Visual Dictionary: She never uses a fan to wind her hair.

Headbanging

2011-02-19T11:59:00.000-08:00

What Dead did.

Example: I have a headache. No more headbanging for the moment.

Visual dictionary: Dead dead, dead Dead.

Metal Archives

2009-07-21T21:27:00.000-07:00

WTF? The knowledge owned by a metalhead is given by the kings, by the sword, by the moon or by the forest, but never by the URL! A true metalhead never types this URL!

We call Metal Archives to the mp3 files stored in a hard disk. These files used to be owned by posers, because a true metalhead always buys original vinyls, tapes, and from middle 90's on, original cds, although it wasn't very true at first.

Anyway, Metal Archives are now part of each metalhead's life. They live in portable players, hard disks, data dvd or data cd-r (Verbatim optional, Princo run away from).

Metal Archives is related with Napster. Probably Metallica doesn't like mp3.

Example: Paco, give me a Verbatim and I'll burn to you some mp3 of true true metal.

Visual Dictionary: Crazy German Kid notices that his brother has deleted the 30 GB of Metal Archives from Dragonforce.

Electronic drum

2009-07-21T06:52:00.000-07:00

Electronic drum: when a band has a gorilla as drummer (main image), incapable of playing well enough sometimes bands get forced to use a monkey drummer to play fast blastbeats or extremely complicated drums.

Visual dictionary 2: A monkey drummer recording the next Hate Eternal's studio album.

Visual dictionary 3: there are monkey producers too, like the one who recorded Metallica's St. Anger.

Hair Metal

2009-07-21T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hair Metal : it is a kind of metal made with hair, from hair, from hairy to hairy people. The most important is the quantity of hair spray a your hair can get before you get bald. The hair metal gigs are like a Adam's Family reunion, but instead of killing and eating they have instruments and play a really soft metal.

Belts, horrible t-shirts and leather clothes are allowed, but the most important is a cool hair.

Example: Hair metallians hate people like Rob Halford.

Visual dictionary: a hair metallian.

Kvlt

2009-07-16T11:08:00.000-07:00

Kvlt: The extreme form of trve. To be considered kvlt, a band needs to follow some simple paths:

- Never be more than 3 bandmates. 3 is a good number. 2 is supreme. A one-man-band has all the chances to be kvlt.
- Record a demo-tape (remember, always tape). Don't use mixing tables, only 4 to 8 channel mixing tables are accepted as maximum and if there's no other way to record, but it must sound like a washer while centrifuging or a cement mixer at work.
- The artwork always has to be in black and white, scale of grey as most. Take a drawing from a kid for example. Or a picture of some scary place. In extreme cases is accepted the presence of the band members, but it's not recommended. In that case, do your gimmest pose, your worst facial expression, and try to look like if you were invoking something from the underworld.
- That demo might be the last record of your band. There are cases that is allowed to record a second demo, but you must know that everyone out there will say that you have lost your purity, or that you sound commercial.
- Never make more than a few copies of that demo. It's kvlt material only for kvlt people!!
- When done, better suicide. It will increase kvltness to the limit. If any of your bandmates could take a photo of your corpse, it can be used for the artwork of some new (pose) material. If this happens, come from the dead and kill them all.

Example: -Have you listened to the second demo of this kvlt band?
- No, I'm not interested on any commercial band.

Visual dictionary: Look!!! this will be amazing to put as the artwork of our first demo. Let's make him look grim!

Production/Producer

2009-07-16T07:59:00.000-07:00

Production is synonym of work. There are metal bands with a very good production. Their albums can sound as shit, but it doesn't interferes with a fucking good production. The bands with good production have a lot of albums published, like Darkthrone. They're very productive.

By the other side, there are bands with poor production but very good album(s). Bands with poor production have only published an album, as Head Control System, or two, as Dan Swanö under his own name. Dan Swanö is a bad producer.

Note that true true metal true bands produce true albums as they come from the true heart of steel, not for making true money.

Example: As a producer, Dan Swanö is bad, but making produce to other bands, he is very good producer.

Visual Dictionary: Producer not producing.

Entry sponsored by Economic Gazette.

Demo

2009-07-16T06:00:00.000-07:00

Demo: it is the essence of any true band. Demos are the first recordings of a band, made when the members are about 16 years old and it is the trully sound of the band. It must be said that demos must be recorded in the garage from one of the members of the band. A demo CANNOT be recorded on a studio, true metal is not about this. When one band has recorded about four or five demos Nuclear Blast eats the band and makes them play shitty poser metal with clearly sound that honestly can't fit with true metal.

Don't confuse with emo.

Example: Immortal sold themselves on their demos.

Visual dictionary: Vargs Vikernes grandmother recording the ambient voices for the next album.

Emo

2009-07-16T05:51:00.000-07:00

Emo: emo means death, any person relatively related with emo must be killed, is the duty of any true metallian. Emos use to kill themselves but Odin gives a true more points if he kills an emo instead of leaving them die. Killing emos is a good way to go Valhalla.

To identify an emo one must search for two things: the fringe, very characteristic, and the black clothes. You mustn't confuse with a true, it is impossible, black clothes can't avoid you to differentiate an emo from a true metallian warrior of steel.

Example:

- Hey, Joe, I killed an emo today.
- Yeeha! This is better than Pokemon, you gotta kill'em'all!
- Isn't that a Megadeth album?*
- Yeah, it must be.

Visual dictionary: An emo willing to be erased.

*This conversation is between two wannabies, we ALL know Kill'em'all is the first Metallica's album and of course the best, not better than the demos, obviously, but better album.

Industrial Metal

2009-07-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

Sometimes a band loses interest in metal and just cares about money, expensive mansions, expensive drug addictions, expensive drug addiction treatments, expensive leather anoraks and expensive plastic jackets. And, of course, expensive groupies that would not go with the band if they weren't loathsomely rich.
When this happnens, the band makes true metal no more, thus sells out and start to play Industrial Metal. The band becomes an industry where the only thing that matters is to sell crappy albums to as many posers as possible.
Industrial metal is made by posers for posers.

Example: Cradle of Filth became Industrial Metal after 'Cruelty and the Beast'.

Visual dictionary: Dani Filth eating very expensive monkey shit.

Post Metal

2009-07-16T04:12:00.000-07:00

1. Post Metal is the happening that comes to life when the postman arrives at your home bringing your newly bought metal; or, in ancient times, you received some letter from a distant metal friend or mate.

2. Post Metal is the style of Metal that is played by a band whose members are all postmans.

3. Post Metal is a post about Metal in a Metal related forum or Metal related blog on the internet.

Note: Post Metal style cds always sound three times.

Examples:
1. Today was a Post Metal day: the postman put in my mailbox the new Darkthrone cd!
2. If Fenriz is a postman, then Darkthrone must play half Post Metal or Post Black Metal.
3. This very same blog post about Post Metal is actually Post Metal. Yeah!

Visual dictionary: Post Black Metal style album cover in its full glory.

Power (and the power it holds)

2009-07-16T03:53:00.000-07:00

Power (not Power Metal - to be explained later) is the Force (always in its Dark Side), that allows the mics, guitars, amps and pedals turn on and run, without Power even a metal cd can't spin on the cd-player. Power rules the world and is supplied by the Metal Gods (these are the Powers that be) who made Heavy Metal, as power flows by the Steel and is blocked by the plastic elements on your home electric plugs. Plastic is necessary for people not to be overwhelmed by the Power (and the power it holds), otherwise they could die from Power Overdose (commonly named Lightning Bolt Attack, in terms of Epic Power Metal).

Songs about power and the power it holds are cool and hold a lot of power.

Note: Metal is conductive of Power, but not false metal.

Examples:
- Poooweeeeeeeer, the power, the power. (Eric Adams of Manowar fame)
- Kill with power! Die, die! (Eric Adams of Manowar fame)
- Fell the power of thy sword! (Eric Adams of Manowar fame)
- The Metal Gods made the Power of Metal that is Louder than Hell.

Visual dictionary: This boy suffered from a Metal-Powered Lightning Bolt Attack while listening to Rhapsody in his metal bus of Power, due to not using plastic elements on his metal cd player inside his metal bus, and the power it holds; and the power that holds the electric power metal of Rhapsody full of power and metal. Thus, his hair has became hyperpowermetalled, that is, too much powered for metal.

Napster

2009-07-15T14:32:00.000-07:00

It is said about the word which Metallica wasn't so brave to include in Master Of Puppets album. At the beginning this album was near to be called Napster of Puppets but at the last moment Lars Ulrich threw the Scattergories dice and it showed M.

Example: Hey man! They killed Napster! You bastards!

Visual Dictionary: May be Kenny some day...

Twilight

2009-07-15T10:46:00.000-07:00

Twilight: This is the infinite owner. Everything in metal belongs to the twilight. It's the dawn of the gods, the rebirth of the kings. It might be better aprecciated on the north side of the planet. The southern twilight isn't really true. In fact, the true twilight is only seen in the northern seas by real vikings while riding a drakkar and singing hymns to honour Odin.

If you have the project of creating a true metal band, don't forget to include that twilight in any of your odes, better if it's in the same that contains "ashes to ashes, dust to dust". That's extremely kvlt.

Example: The king of the northern twilight is lost in the twilight hall, and the twilight guardians are waiting for the twilight of the gods

Visual dictionay: A glorious drakkar seeking twilight in the frozen northern sea (if you take out those poser colours, this could be a great cover for your first demo)

Metal Exodus

2009-07-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

A metallic exodus could manifest in two different forms:

- A true metal exodus: It’s done when a trve kvlt band performs in a particular location and the hordes of metal go to the gig.
- The truest metal exodus: Usually you can find it in some summer festivals. When the promoters put on the bill some pose band, millions of metalheads run away from the arena, leaving there only posers.

Example A: Varg Vikernes is playing next month a solo concert playing gaita while performing in his entirety his last recording as Burzum in Villagarcia de Arousa. Let’s go everyone there; let’s do a metal exodus.
Example B: Shit! The promoters have placed the show of Glenn Medeiros (some say AOR/Westcoast) between Immortal and Unleashed. After the last note of Immortal, let’s do the metal exodus. Run!!!

Visual dictionary: Some few fans of Naer Mataron leaving before Nirvana’s reunion perfomance.

Mates

2009-07-15T07:38:00.000-07:00

They're the characters that come to you in a cool mood. They come to your life, but you don't know when/how/why/where happened this magical moment. Possibly you don't know anything about your mates, even their name, but you know all their favorite metal bands (as you can see because of the patches on their leather jackets). Mates use to assault other people during concerts with their beers in hand (optional water), saying: "Hey man! Wassaaaapp??", and then they disappear screaming: "Seeyaaa!", until the next assault will come. Mates are sometimes confused with friends, but with mates you will never get angry.

Example: I'll go to Rhapsody's show, I will meet some mates there.

Visual Dictionary: Mates looking for other mates to assault to.

Corpse Paint

2009-07-15T05:40:00.000-07:00

Corpse paint: it is a style of black and white makeup used mostly to look tough and true in the black metal bands. A real band only uses black and white, corpse paint, black clothes, and the front cd cover in black and white. That thing is the supreme trueness making you even seem norwegian. When a band uses corpse paint in the photos must be bad faced, must look angry and evil (see also band photo), it is usually used in the gigs too.

The thing is to imitate a skull with the black and leave de rest of the face in black, seemig a corpse, because we all know metal is about death and about mankind suffering.

Usually tree motives or tears are imitated with the black. Some poser bands like Craddle of Filth use kinda corpse paint, but this way they only show the poser they are. CRADDLE OF FILTH ARE NOT BLACK METAL, THEY'RE EVEN NOT METAL!

Visual dictionary: Bjorn got asleep while Abbath was doing him the makeup for the last Immortal concert.

Visual dictionary (2): Sally has just arrived from the black metal cvlt skvl with the corpse paint and the poser hand made t-shirt.

Groupie

2009-07-15T05:26:00.000-07:00

Groupie: it is told about a woman searching for love in a band. Groupie derives from group, and there are two kinds, the one that stays a night with one ore more members of the band or the groupie that goes in the tour bus searching drugs, love, and other stuff. True bands have lots of groupies wainting out of the gigs. It is very important not to wear much clothes, in fact a groupie doesn't need them. It is not necessary to know bands lyrics, even bands songs, even the band itself, it is only important to be with a band.

Example: Jenny, I am a groupie! Yesterday I been with Legion the town's metal band! It was trully awesome!

Visual Dictionary: A Green Carnation's groupie wainting for a gig

Korn

2009-07-14T13:08:00.000-07:00

Invalid entry.

Example: Mum, Toni told me that Korn is not metal.

Visual Dictionary: Considering corn as a joke?

Progressive metal

2009-07-14T07:46:00.000-07:00

It is said about the metal that is seen perfectly from far and from near with the same glasses.

Example: Hey man, Metallica look progressive looking through these glasses!

Visual Dictionary: Ner D. Hammer mixing the drums for Portnoy.

Riff

2009-07-14T05:31:00.000-07:00

Riff: the riff is the origin of all, it all begins in thy riff. Strictly, a riff is a group of notes that a guitar makes flow in the air, arriving to the heart of the true. A real metal riff is played with distortion; As less notes the riff has, more authentic it is. It is repeated all along the song, so best songs only have only a riff till the song arrives to the solo, the essence of a true metal guitarist.

It must be said that some guitarist only play riffs, like Kerry King, a guitar player that is so poser that played a solo for Sum 41, such a poser band that must be destroyed. We may listen to some mighty riffs like Deep Purple's Smoke on the water or Judas Priest's Painkiller.

Example: Hey, mate, the main riff of Transilvanian hunger is awesome! I've been trying to play it for a year and I finally did once!

Visual dictionary: Mohammed playing Smoke on the water's riff to go bed with this groupie.

Sword

2009-07-13T12:29:00.000-07:00

Known as the true weapon brandished by the authentic warrior while facing dragons, posers, unfaithful people and a string of things that can threaten the hero, main character or warrior of a song. A true sword is preferable made of steel. If the sword is made by emeralds you can't aspire to be more than an Epic Hollywood metallian. True metalheads should own and hold a sword, or at least had been photographed with one while standing in a defiant position. Revolver is a weapon for posers. Rifle is for Ted Nugent.

Example: As bige is the sword, true is the warrior of the world.

Visual Dictionary: My cousin Eufesio brandishing his sword.

(Original entry by Toni)

Under-aged's parent

2009-07-13T09:33:00.000-07:00

We all know this people. They use to go to the concerts with under-aged teenagers until they reach the minimum age to enter alone. Under-aged's parent use to be male, the typical father who prefers to go to a metal concert than listen to cry to their teens for several nights in front of a poster of Helloween with Andy Deris. They know their sons' favourites bands by name, but use to confuse names and pictures, saying that Manowar are Blind Guardian and that the singer from HammerFall is the girl from Epica.

Example: Father, if you don't come with me to Gamma Ray's concert I will upload to my Facebook a photoshopped picture of you in pants. And make it public. And make it my avatar.

Visual Dictionary: Proud parent.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

2009-07-13T09:12:00.000-07:00

Absolutely essential sentence in -at least- one song of a band considered as true unholy. The formula consisting of using a single part of the sentence is half accepted, but it reduces the quality of the final product. The perfect empathy between the true unholy and the cosmos is produced when the intro (obscure) is "Ashes to ashes" and the outro (more obscure yet) is "Dust to dust". Likewise it is valued that the recording is made with a 4-track in a basement, edited in tape, with black and white artwork and with a limited edition of 666 copies. The optimum number of members for the band is 1.

Example: Oh, unholy woods, oh Lord of the goats, I invoke the misty shadows of the ancient forest, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Visual Dictionary: Poor Roldan.

(Original entry by Toni)

Ponytail

2009-07-13T08:16:00.000-07:00

Ponytail is a sort of hairstyle non authorized for true metallians but sometimes necessary to keep/find a job. Usually ascribed to non metallian world, hippies or people coming from grunge. It absolutely clashes with hair in the wind.

Example: Man, my boss told me I have to work with ponytail.
Visual Dictionary: It doesn't look very metal.

True

2009-07-13T05:00:00.000-07:00

True: one person is true when is heavier than the wind, heavier than a rain of axes. A true doesn't listen to any band that's not Iron Maiden, Judas Priest or other classic bands from the NWOBHM*. Other classic metal bands like Venom or Manowar are accepted too. In fact Manowar is the TRUE band, the most authentic band, made by the hammer of Thor, blessed by the gods of Asgard. Joei deMaio (bassist) is a hero, is heavensent, he is here to show people the real metal.

A true metallian doesn't feel cold or heat, he is insensitive.

The color of trues is black nevermind over colors exist. No other color exists, in fact. Leather and metal are friends of the true, no matter if it's Winter or Summer, when someone wants to be a real true metallian from hell it doesn't matter how the world is, he can't change.

Example: Look at me I'm heavier than the wind! Mommy bought me that leather jacket at the market!

Visual dictionary: Manowar with Bertín Osborne (cousin of Ozzy Osbourne), a real true metal reunion.

Crossover

2009-07-13T02:04:00.001-07:00

Crossover means cross-genre, implying a mix of either musical or aesthetical genres, that not always is good. Some examples of this eccecticism in metal can be: mixing black metal music with troglodite aesthetics 'a la Finntroll' (resulting in "meh!"), or mixing jazz, electronics and other weird shit with black metal 'a la Fleurety' (resulting in awesome).

Examples:
- Cradle of Filth play crossover, man!!! (Luis el Blacker)
- They started a crossover band but ended up sounding like Camela Metal with goat on top of stairs included.

Visual dictionary: Alexi Laiho of Children of Bodom fame crossing, in the musical side, Death Metal with midi (resulting in "brrrr- meh - bah"), and crossing, in the aesthetical side, Avril Lavigne with guitar-hero-wannabe (resulting in "oh my fuck... disgusting!!!").

Band Photo

2009-07-13T01:21:00.001-07:00

The very first thing a professional band has to offer is a Band Photo. Usually, they perform a photo session, catching various poses and glorious moments, and then the grimmest, goriest, metallest, gloriousest, blackest, darkest, doomest, brutallest, ultraest and megaest are selected and the freakiest of all them is uploaded to illustrate the band's myspace and facebook profiles.

Band photos usually show the band in scattered formation, where half the band looks to Beijing while the other half is either looking to Tegucigalpa, searching 50 cents by the floor while standing on their knees, or looking up and checking the weather; weather is always True and Kult, especially if it's cloudy and/or rainy.

Other types of Band Photo involve the photographed members looking at the cameraman with their grimmest gaze (black metal), with menacing weapons (pagan/folk/battle metal), or standing on their hardest pose with crossed arms (death metal/metalcore).

When a Band Photo features only one member, it's called either Individual Photo or Member Photo, but those shall be explained at a later point and/or by a different Master of the Mighty Dictionary.

Example: Hey, Abbath, your zip is down on that band photo!

Visual dictionary: black metal band showing their teeth and bleakest stare, one of them the gaze shifted to Cuenca.

NSBM

2009-07-13T01:07:00.000-07:00

Retarded people confusing concepts. Retarded people mixing up politics with arts. Retarded people ~~trying to~~ failing at making music by expressing political views instead of feelings. Late reactionary punks following retarded underground trends in metal.

Example:
- Hey, what new stupidity can we do now? I'm too stupid to think of it by meself.
- Let's just do what others do nowadays, let's start a NSBM band!!!
- Neat! I can't play any instrument but it doesn't matter!

Visual dictionary: Black metaller proudly wearing his NS tshirt.

Moshing

2009-07-09T07:50:00.000-07:00

Sometimes in extreme metal concerts there is the time for moshing. We can define moshing as a state of behaviour among some metallian people. This state starts when some of them lose their mind and start to try to surf the crowd or hit everything they find around them, mainly other metalheads, that have two options: Join or Escape. In option A, we have a successful moshing with lots of people; however, if many people chose the option B (escaping), we have a failed moshing, where 3 o 4 metalheads are the only ones who pretend to fight. There is a extremely rare episode in metal concerts concerning moshing: the single-retarded moshing, which is the most epic fail retarded mosh around the world which can only be seen in underground metal concerts.

We have to value when a girl enters the moshing pit (the successful or the failed one), because girls are extremely rare to find there. Sometimes a girl is the main character of a single-retarded moshing, which results in an EXTREME FAIL.

Example: Look there! A girl in the single-retarded mosh pit!

Visual Dictionary: The Mosh Girl.

Roadie

2009-07-09T06:37:00.000-07:00

Roadie: is the non-professional-musician in the band. Roadies use to be the friend from the town told to join the group for a tour. They don't play in concerts but they get the most drunk. They rarely work, sometimes they're seen tuning instruments, they're always drinking beer. They normally don't have long hair, and that's cause they're not true metallians, they're friends of metal, otherwise they would show their long hair. Within the morning hangovers they scream their asses out and sometimes rest with the baggage of the bus.

A band cannot exist without roadies (as without groupies)

Visual dictionary: Roadie at work, extremely rare. As we can see, he's not playing any instrument and has short hair.

Hairstyles

2009-07-08T11:54:00.000-07:00

It is said about an Island called Long Island... well, it is called Long Hair to what is always on the top of the head of a true metalhead. There are three main types of long hair: straight long hair, curly long hair and teased long hair. The last one was the most preferred by the metal community along the 80's, being nowadays persecuted by the true straight long-haired blackergothics. At the other side, the curly long-haired people have been never seen fighting for the supremacy of their hair style, just because they know theirs is the largest portion of hair styles. However, there is a little portion of metalheads that have not hair because of the age, because of the shave, or because some day they were too drunk to say No.

See: Ponytail.

Example: Hey Paco, I think about showing off my new hairstyle in the Metalway Festival.

Visual Dictionary: 7,5 curly-haired vs. 1,5 straight-haired.

Frostbitten Kingdom

2009-07-08T10:25:00.000-07:00

It is said about the frozen kingdom located on the Mother North. Only the most true unholy people have their doors opened if they show their identity card, because it is not viable that a Warrior can enter (they know how to disguise properly). In the Frostbitten Kingdom, you have beer for free and the unholy ones drink it to compose songs with unpronounceable titles.

Example: The windows of the cabin I bought in the Frostbitten Kingdom are always steamed, so I'm going to rent a flat in the Enchanted Land.

Visual Dictionary: An unholy cleaning his window glass.

Mighty

2009-07-08T07:01:00.000-07:00

Mighty (adj.): a person/object/warrior is told mighty when is nearly a god, his power has no limits. It could be traduced as great, enormous. Any person who is "mighty" is basically superior to the rest of the mortals. The term "mighty" can be used not only for persons but actions or history:

Example: The mighty battle of the three homosexual goblins versus the great bullhead under the Wintermoon influence.

Example applied to a person: Mighty Peter, the great Warrior of the Northern Mountains.

Note that the term can be used in many different ways, but always with the connotation of great.

Visual dictionary: The Mighty Northern Panda Warrior "Blackie" inside the Mighty True Inner Powerful Blackzinger Z.

Warrior

2009-07-08T04:18:00.000-07:00

Warriors: it is said about some human beings with big imagination and a poor modesty. These gifts let them do public performances or special recreations in the line of Braveheart film. They can be observed in their natural ecosystem: ancient battle place, inhospitable moors, heavy metal festivals, etc. They use to worship "The Master Of The Wind" with all their "heart of steel". Here is their true claim, powered by Grayskull: "Stand and Fight! Live by your heart. Always one more try. I'm not afraid to die!".

Do not get confused with: Templar of Steel or Hero.

Example: Warriors of the world united.

Visual dictionary: Warrior with stick (not to confuse with "True with stick").

Poser

2009-07-06T07:41:00.000-07:00

Poser: one person is a poser when being in direct or indirect contact with metal, is not having the attitude, knowledge and/or reason to differentiate the true metal from the false one. Any subject qualified as poser must die slowly and painfully.

Example: Mighty are the warriors of metal riding his horses and reaching the rainbow that leads to the dragon's land, where, wielding thy swords, they have to kill every poser there and rescue the princess.

Visual Dictionary: Santa is a bass player

(Original entry by Toni)

Thy Mighty True Dictionary opens thy gates!

2009-07-06T07:37:00.000-07:00

Hello you poser! We are opening this blog to show you, oh damn poser, the real world of metal. Once you've read this blog you'll able to talk to any true metallian in the way you want, cause you'll be a true mighty warrior of steel with the right vocabulary.

Remember: Death to all but metal!

Hail and kill!